Here is how I imagined this went down. Emma, my 6 y/o got in trouble for what, I can't even remember. She was sent to her room. While in there, she retrieved her markers and paper and began to write me a note--as she usually did when in trouble. Emma is not a great speller.… Continue reading I Love You Suck Much
How my brain works. I'm either... Not interested. Or obsessed. There's not much happening in-between the two. So when I get an idea in my head, I can't sleep until I've fully executed whatever it is I am currently obsessed with. Like the time I decided to make my family homemade orange rolls. I'd never… Continue reading Why I Write
Yesterday, at school pickup, I noticed right away something was off with my daughter, Emma. She wasn't her usual bouncy, smily, "this is my best life ever!" self. I pulled her aside as the other kids pilled into the van and asked her what was wrong. She didn't answer. Instead, she nestled in close and… Continue reading What to Tell the Kids When it Feels Like the World is Falling Apart
-I should probably park and walk the kids in. -But I am wearing sweatpants and yesterday's shirt. -Am I even wearing a bra....nope. -The drop-off line it is. -Why is this line so long? -Oh for goodness sakes...Pull your car all the way to the front of the line, please! All. The. Way. Up. -I… Continue reading Actual Thoughts I Have While in the School Drop-off Line.
Drove 40 minutes to pick up this super cute frame for my daughter's room. Seller said it was a full. Said she measured it and it was a full. Confirmed twice. Yes, it's a full! Score! On the way there, I had to stop and get cash. Drove by an Albertsons and thought, "I'll buy… Continue reading People on the Internet NEVER Lie
Yesterday, I shared my attempts at updating my author bio. After everyone's input, I went ahead and blended the truthful/silly one and the professional ones to come up with this... "Erin Huss is an author of cozy mysteries and a blogger at The Apartment Manager's Blog and erinhuss.com. She can change a diaper in fifteen… Continue reading A Blend of the Professional and the Nonsensical.
So I have to update my author bio. Which is about as much fun as eating a kale salad. Like, you know you should, like you know it's good for you, but it tastes like poo. OK, maybe that was a poor analogy. My brain has already checked-out for the day, which is unfortunate since… Continue reading Erin Needs Help–Ha, Ha, Ha.