Oklahoma!

I say things like, "fudge and crackers!" or "Gosh darn it." or "Bleepers creepers." Why? Becuase I forgot how to speak adult. Anyway, one of my go-to phrases is "OOOOklahoma." I save this for super important, holy crap, goodness gracious  (man, I need to spend more time with adults) moments. Like when I stub my toe,… Continue reading Oklahoma!

When Reality is Stranger than Fiction–How I Became an Author

The apartment building I managed had been taken hostage by a tagger with poor grammar and a Sharpie. Profanity, vulgar artwork and nonsensical symbols had been scrawled all over the washing machines, the gym equipment, sidewalks, vacant units, my car… As soon as we painted over one tag—another would show up somewhere else. This went… Continue reading When Reality is Stranger than Fiction–How I Became an Author