I say things like, “fudge and crackers!” or “Gosh darn it.” or “Bleepers creepers.”
Becuase I forgot how to speak adult.
Anyway, one of my go-to phrases is “OOOOklahoma.” I save this for super important, holy crap, goodness gracious (man, I need to spend more time with adults) moments. Like when I stub my toe, step in pee, or accidentally wake my toddler.
Anyway, today I opened a letter from my insurance company. The mastectomy has been approved–I already heard this news from my doctor’s office–but to see it in writing was a big OKLAHOMA moment.
Guess we’re doing this.
(random fact: I’ve never been to Oklahoma)
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When Cambria Clyne—klutzy, twenty-something single mom—takes the job of an apartment manager at an LA complex, she hopes her run of bad luck is finally coming to an end. She’s got a nice home for her daughter, a steady source of income, and the cute maintenance guy is certainly a nice perk! But her luck takes a bad turn again when a dead body turns up, a crime spree takes over the community, and Cambria finds her complex squarely at the center of it all!
With her dream job suddenly on the line, Cambria dons her detective hat to get to the truth—after all, she’s watched enough crime shows on TV to know how to catch a perp! Or so she hopes as she wades through a streaker in apartment 40, an ex-con with a shady agenda, an overly frisky retired couple, and the suspiciously sneaky dealings of the dentist in apartment 36. But will Cambria be able to catch a killer…or will she get caught up in his game and lose it all?